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Dim Wits in Bright Lights
is CowPattyCreek's 2nd studio offering. 17 years in the making, Dim Wits embodies the heart, mind, and soul of our ensamble... rockin rhythms and stupid stories. We did sprinkle a few tear jerking ballads in for you sentimental types. You might even find a few nuggets of Gospel truth here and there. So sit back and hang on!
Song Info & Lyrics
Gulf of Mexico
A gem from the pile of Uncle Troy lyrics. We believe there could very well be an element of truth
to this little rhyme as he shares his insights to a long, happy, and productive marriage.
words by Troy Alderson music by Luke George
She took the baby and the motor home
She headed south and left me all alone
She said I'm tired of fightin ice and snow
My destination… Gulf of Mexico
She left me nothin but a bunch of bills
An 18 wheeler and a bottle of pills
She said now buddy go and make some dough
And send it to the Gulf of Mexico
I tried to tell her that it wouldn't last
That sun and sand was gonna get old fast
She said I'll try it then I'll let you know
That was twenty seven years ago
She left me nothin but a bunch of bills
And 18 wheeler and a bottle of pills
She said I'm tired of fightin ice and snow
My destination… Gulf of Mexico
But now I think there's somethin fishy goin on
She called me Sunday on the telephone
She needed money for the babies shoes
Last week the baby turned forty two
She left me nothin but a bunch of bills
An 18 wheeler and a bottle of pills
She said now buddy go and make some dough
And send it to the Gulf of Mexico
I thought I'd better go and check things out
See what that sun and that sand was all about
I found she owned three hotels and a big condo
Right there on the Gulf of Mexico
She left me nothin but a bunch of bills
An 18 wheeler and a bottle of pills
She said now buddy go and make some dough
And send it to the Gulf of Mexico
She left me nothin but a bunch of bills
An 18 wheeler and a bottle of pills
She said I'm tired of fightin ice and snow
My destination… Gulf of Mexico