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Dim Wits in Bright Lights
is CowPattyCreek's 2nd studio offering.  17 years in the making, Dim Wits embodies the heart, mind, and soul of our ensamble... rockin rhythms and stupid stories. We did sprinkle a few tear jerking ballads in for you sentimental types.  You might even find a few nuggets of Gospel truth here and there.  So sit back and hang on!

Song Info & Lyrics
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Christmas in July
Mike wrote this rockin yuletide paradox.  The Ray clan is not able to all get together for
Christmas in December (cause Tina turned yankee and can only come visit in the summer),
so they have Christmas in July.

We gather round the Christmas tree
Outside it must be 90 degrees
The fruitcake and the eggnog's swell
Even though it's hotter than hello
I wanna throw snowballs
Or go on a sleigh ride right now
But how?

Cause it's Christmas in July
Serve up the dressing and slice up the pie
It's Christmas in July
Wear that ugly sweater you'll fry
Yeah you're gonna fry

Faaaa-la-la-la-la...

Lights are on and presents wrapped
Probably more of the usual crap
Instead of the snow fallin down
The yard is all crispy and brown
And all over town
People are tryin to stay cool
The fools!

Cause it's Christmas in July
Serve up the dressing and slice up the pie
It's Christmas in July
Wear that ugly sweater you'll fry
Yeah you're gonna fry
We're all gonna fry
Cause it's Christmas in July

Faaaa-la-la-la-la...

It's Christmas in July

Granny Missed the Spittoon
Washin Down a Moonpie
Brand New Fingernail
The Day I Shot You With the BB Gun
Gulf of Mexico
The Way I Wanna Go
I Work in the Garden
The Bobber Song
All I Want for Christmas is Some Potbellied Shirts
Christmas in July
Vidal Sassoon