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Dim Wits in Bright Lights
is CowPattyCreek's 2nd studio offering. 17 years in the making, Dim Wits embodies the heart, mind, and soul of our ensamble... rockin rhythms and stupid stories. We did sprinkle a few tear jerking ballads in for you sentimental types. You might even find a few nuggets of Gospel truth here and there. So sit back and hang on!
Song Info & Lyrics
is CowPattyCreek's 2nd studio offering. 17 years in the making, Dim Wits embodies the heart, mind, and soul of our ensamble... rockin rhythms and stupid stories. We did sprinkle a few tear jerking ballads in for you sentimental types. You might even find a few nuggets of Gospel truth here and there. So sit back and hang on!
Song Info & Lyrics
All I Want for Christmas is Some Potbellied Shirts
Luke wrote this and it needs no explanation.
Luke wrote this and it needs no explanation.
Well it's Christmas time my friend and my pants are tight again
but I'm still gonna eat another piece of pie
I don't want know rabbit food, I want a pie with mer-in-goo
piled up 9 inches high
I have eaten so much turkey, fudge, and cookies that it hurts
now all I want for Christmas is some potbellied shirts
On the radio one day, I heard a doctor say
that hot dogs were the worst thing you could eat
then he said baloney too, now I don't know what to do
he trashed all my favorite things to eat
If I loosen up my belt then I can eat some more dessert
but for Christmas I had better get some potbellied shirts
And if that weren't bad enough, some teacher's doggin my donuts
said if you eat one you should walk fifty three miles
now that has to be a lie, cause if I walked that far I'd die
but eatin donuts I could live a little while
I have eaten so much turkey, fudge, and cookies that it hurts
now all I want for Christmas is some potbellied shirts
If I loosen up my belt then I can eat some more dessert
but for Christmas I had better get some potbellied shirts
I had to write another verse, cause there's a problem gettin worse
when I plop down in a seat and it's got sides
cause us fat boys just don't fit, lest we put crisco on our hips
you'd think they could make some double wides
I have eaten so much turkey, fudge, and cookies that it hurts
now all I want for Christmas is some potbellied shirts
yea all I want for Christmas is some potbellied shirts
but I'm still gonna eat another piece of pie
I don't want know rabbit food, I want a pie with mer-in-goo
piled up 9 inches high
I have eaten so much turkey, fudge, and cookies that it hurts
now all I want for Christmas is some potbellied shirts
On the radio one day, I heard a doctor say
that hot dogs were the worst thing you could eat
then he said baloney too, now I don't know what to do
he trashed all my favorite things to eat
If I loosen up my belt then I can eat some more dessert
but for Christmas I had better get some potbellied shirts
And if that weren't bad enough, some teacher's doggin my donuts
said if you eat one you should walk fifty three miles
now that has to be a lie, cause if I walked that far I'd die
but eatin donuts I could live a little while
I have eaten so much turkey, fudge, and cookies that it hurts
now all I want for Christmas is some potbellied shirts
If I loosen up my belt then I can eat some more dessert
but for Christmas I had better get some potbellied shirts
I had to write another verse, cause there's a problem gettin worse
when I plop down in a seat and it's got sides
cause us fat boys just don't fit, lest we put crisco on our hips
you'd think they could make some double wides
I have eaten so much turkey, fudge, and cookies that it hurts
now all I want for Christmas is some potbellied shirts
yea all I want for Christmas is some potbellied shirts